well i did a retarded thing today

i was at the petrol station with my mum and she said to me "do you want a go at putting the petrol in?" and i'd never done it before so i thought what the hell and agreed to do it.

now then, i opened the petrol cap but i couldnt unscrew the damn thing inside X( so my mum had to deal with that. then i got the nozzle and put it in the car, it didnt seem to go any further in so i went to squeeze it.

at this point my mum said to me "watch that screen and make sure you only put £20 in" so i turned to look at the screen and started to squeeze the nozzle. of course, muggins here hadn't put the nozzle in far enough after all and upon squeezing it - i got covered in fecking petrol XD

when my mum had finally stopped laughing at me and was fit to drive again, we had to go home so i could change my petrol sodden pants and my mum wiped my new rocks down. then we could continue on our shopping trip to wigan with the sleeve of my coat smelling of petrol

ahh the lolz.